Every once in a while there comes a serendipitous coming together of raging hormones and less than sufficient bandwidth. On these special days, xtube doesn’t load, and you’re left with your imagination, or if you improvise, the imagination of others. On one such day, a few weeks back, I met the Turkish Delight on gayarabs.
Generally, I have very little appetite for the vulgar. Risque is cool, vulgar is not. Or, well, so I tell myself. I think I have something of a multiple personality disorder online. Often, when I have a few meaningful conversations with a certain nick, I think that nick is me, so when my hormones take me to the point of raunchy conversation, I log-in again with a new nick. I’m not sure if its OCD or MPD, perhaps its a best of breed combination.
So anyway, back to the Turkish Delight. About a month back, I found myself on gayarabs, and as I was running out of intelligent chat options, I decided to message a certain DxBj. Now what I had in mind was some mindless banter, followed by the requisite exchange of fantasies. Like so many guys I’ve chatted with before on irc, I had absolutely no desire to meet someone who nicked himself DxBj. I mean, c’mon.
“Top/Bottom?” asked DxBj. It is delightful to chat with someone who is so adept and urbane about such matters. Bluntly asking if you bend over is indeed the epitome of sophistication. “Joy”, I thought and continued for entertainment’s sake.
When the chat go to “asl, stats?” Something snapped, and I shot back “I don’t do numbers. Why don’t you find someone else to get laid with?” Most conversations go silent here. But Turkish Delight surprised me, “Oh, I’m not looking to get laid. Its my first time here. Actually, my mom is visiting, so don’t worry, meeting someone is out of the question 
.” I pressed one, “So why bother with the top/bottom thing?”
“Seems to be the norm here. Plus its good to know 
“
And so it started.
